Getting personal with Stanley Wiater

 

 

One of my most interesting interviews to date has to be Stanley Wiater. This man has interviewed everyone I have always wanted to meet and then some. He got to sit in the same room with them and pick their brains. I can’t even imagine. I would faint. I met him on a pod cast where I did book reviews and I can say that he is the most down to earth and kindest person I have had the pleasure to meet. He is smart and funny and gives great advice. I learned a lot by talking to him and how to do better interviews. Normally I send the questions to the author and they fill them out and send them back to me. However I had the honor of a phone call for this one. It was an honor and pleasure to be able to speak with him and pick his brain a little. The responses for this interview are paraphrased from the notes I took from our conversation. So if there are errors the fault lies totally in my lap. Thank you for giving me the incredible opportunity to interview you and for being patient with me.

 

Please welcome Stanley Wiater to Roadie Notes………

 

1.  How many books have you written?

At least 30+ and essays, countless reviews and interviews. You can find the links to them here

http://www.isfdb.org/cgi-bin/ea.cgi?842
2. You have a tag line. Tell me what it is please?

“Are you a Dark Dreamer?”
This came from the Dark Dreamers series
3. Tell me about you. Age (if you don’t mind answering), do you have another job etc…

I’m 65 Writing is my job.

4. What kind of awards have you received?

He has won the coveted Bram Stoker Award three times, and been nominated for the International Horror Guild, Hugo, Rondo, Eisner, Harvey, Locus, and Readercon awards, among other nominations.
5. Who or what inspired you to write?

I’m a long time friend of Stephen King and have written books and interviews about him as well as so many others. But Edgar Allen Poe and Ray Bradbury were both major influences.
6.  What else in the writing world have you done?

I have taught workshops at the University of Massachusetts about writing and the business of writing. I have also edited many books and stories. Pretty much everything.
7. You have a YouTube channel.

Yes, there are some interviews on there. You can follow this link https://www.youtube.com/user/gorgo3
8. What is your dream? Famous writer?

He told me he has lived his dream. He has interviewed the best of the best in the Horror industry. He is also the man behind Dark Dreamers a very popular show running 26 episode series. They are available on dvd and some are on YouTube.
9. Where do you live?

Massachusetts
10. What’s your favorite thing about interviews?

Getting to meet the people and sit down and talk to them. He has interviewed more major horror and suspense authors, filmmakers, actors, and artists than any other journalist, living or undead.

11.  Where do you get your ideas?

They come from everywhere.

 

 

 

You can connect with Stanley Wiater here: 

http://www.stanley-wiater.com/

https://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Wiater/e/B0055J3U62

https://www.facebook.com/shadowindinc/

 

 

 

Some of Stanley Wiater’s books: 

 

Getting personal with David Court

David Court is a short story author and novelist, whose works have appeared in over a dozen venues including Tales to Terrify, Strangely Funny, Fears Accomplice and The Voices Within. Whilst primarily a horror writer, he also writes science fiction, poetry and satire.

His writing style has been described as “Darkly cynical” and “Quirky and highly readable” and David can’t bring himself to disagree with either of those statements.

Growing up in the UK in the eighties, David’s earliest influences were the books of Stephen King and Clive Barker, and the films of John Carpenter and George Romero. The first wave of Video Nasties may also have had a profound effect on his psyche.

As well as being a proud VIP writer for Stitched Smile Publications, David works as a Software Developer and lives in Coventry with his wife, three cats and an ever-growing beard. David’s wife once asked him if he’d write about how great she was. David replied that he would, because he specialized in short fiction. Despite that, they are still married.

 

1. How old were you when you first wrote your first story?

 

I’ve been writing for as long as I can remember, but the first time I remember ever enjoying writing something which was liked was back at secondary school. We were assigned to write a story with the title  “The summer I met…” where the tale had to be about an encounter with a fictional character. We were told it had to be at least six pages long but my story – a veritable saga in which I had adventures with Gizmo the Mogwai from Gremlins – took up most of a notepad, easily ten times the required length. The teacher loved it, and I remember that experience fondly; having created something from scratch that somebody else really enjoyed. That’s all I’m doing still, to a fashion.

 

2. How many books have you written?

 

As well as having a number of stories dotted about in various publisher’s anthologies, I’ve got two short story anthologies currently out in the wild – The Shadow Cast by the World and Forever and Ever, Armageddon.  However, I’ve recently finished a full length sci-fi novel called Recreant that I’m trying to find an appropriate home for.

 

3. Anything you won’t write about?

 

Once upon a time I would have said sex, but – as an experiment to prove I could, more than anything – I wrote an erotic horror piece. One thing I won’t touch is extreme horror – much as I enjoy reading it (and there are some damn fine writers in that particular sub-genre), I don’t think it’s anything I could ever write myself.

 

4. Tell me about you. Age (if you don’t mind answering), married, kids, do you have another job etc…

 

I’m about to turn 47, and am married to the lovely (and supportive) Tara. My main job is in computing – I’ve been working in the software industry for the past quarter of a century. (Wow. Putting it like that makes me feel really old).

 

5. What’s your favorite book you have written?

 

I’m really pleased with Recreant, my new sci-fi novel. It’s a world I’d been thinking about and fleshing out for nigh on a decade, so it was great to put some of these ideas down onto paper. I’ve tried to avoid – or play around with – a lot of the typical clichés in science fiction, and I think it’s a really great piece of work that I’m really proud of.

 

6. Who or what inspired you to write?

 

My job is pretty mundane and there isn’t a great deal of flexibility for exercising any creativity – not as much as I’d like, anyhow. Writing is a means of flexing my creative muscles and keeping me sane, I think. I have to exorcise these thoughts somehow!

 

7. What do you like to do for fun?

I used to role-play heavily as a teenager – which is what I did a lot of my writing for – and that’s progressed into a love of board games as I’ve grown older. I’m also somewhat of a film buff.  Just so it doesn’t look like I spend the entirety of my life indoors, I’m a keen traveler as well.  I love going on holiday to new places.

 

8. Any traditions you do when you finish a book?

 

Drink heavily. It’s a tradition I stick to when writing the book in the first place as well. And beforehand.

 

9. Where do you write? Quiet or music?

 

I have a spare bedroom which tends to be used to store all the crap in the house which is laughably referred to as the “study”. I can’t write in silence, so tend to listen to Spotify through headphones whilst I work, but nothing with lyrics in, or I end up getting distracted. I tend to listen to film soundtracks or instrumental pieces, and I’m sad enough to have a number of playlists set up to match the kind of stuff I’m writing – horror, sci-fi, action sequences, that sort of thing.

 

10. Anything you would change about your writing?

 

I am an absolutely terrible editor of my own stuff. I will literally not spot some errors even if I pour over the manuscript a dozen times with an electronic microscope. Some of the errors I make are honestly embarrassing. Thankfully, I’ve got a great editor who is very, very patient.  I’m way too keen on a tendency of “Yeah, that’s finished” and throwing it out there, without giving it the loving final touches and tweaking the work needs.

 

11. What is your dream? Famous writer?

 

Much as I love my job, I’d love to be able to give it all up to write for a living – that’s my lofty ultimate ambition. I don’t want to be rich, but it’d be nice just to make enough from the writing that I could make a full-time career out of it.

 

12. Where do you live?

 

I live in Coventry in the UK, which is slap bang in the middle of the country in the Midlands. Which is a damn shame, because I really like the seaside.

 

13. Pets?

 

I have three cats. Aslan and Lilith, who are brother and sister, and Twist, who, despite being 11, is the youngest so will always be known as “the kitten. Aslan is my writing companion who insists on sprawling across my lap whenever I’m at the laptop.

 

14. What’s your favorite thing about writing?

 

Readers telling me they’ve enjoyed my stuff. We all crave acknowledgement really, don’t we? A good review will make my week.

 

15. What is coming next for you?

 

Stitched Smile are currently putting the finishing touches to my next anthology – Scenes of Mild Peril.  It’s my biggest collection yet, and I’m really excited about getting it out there so people can read it.  I’ve also got quite a body of new short stories behind me which will shortly be another for another anthology.  There’s a story in the new collection – Let It Cry – set in the time of the Black Plague in Ireland, and I enjoyed the research so much, I’m planning on writing a new historical horror novel set around some of the local ghost stories.  That’s very early days yet though, but I plan on making a start before the end of the year.

 

16. Where do you get your ideas?

 

A combination of strong cheese and exotic wines.

 

 

 

You can connect with David Court here: 

www.davidjcourt.co.uk.  

Twitter @FoldsFive

https://www.facebook.com/DavidJCourt.

 

 

Some of David Court’s books: 

 

 

Getting personal with Brian Scutt

Brian Scutt is a Navy veteran who spent five years on a Ohio Class nuclear submarine before returning to the civilian life. Now he is a family man, author and graphic artist living in the Adirondack foothills. He has published short stories and a critically acclaimed novella. His current projects are adapting the novella into a screenplay, and working on a new novel.

 

Please welcome Brian Scutt to Roadie Notes………

 

 

1. How old were you when you first wrote your first story?
Like most people I wrote a few short stories as a child, I was published in one literary journal for children. I think I was twelve. I didn’t try again until 2016, at 36 when I wrote a short story for a class. It was suggested to me to self publish the story, which I did on Amazon. Despite being super short, only eight pages, it received enough positive reviews to inspire me to give it a go at this thing.
2. How many books have you written?
So far only one novella that is self published, Korean Road
3. Anything you won’t write about?
I’ll get back to you when I find it….

 

4. Tell me about you. Age (if you don’t mind answering), married, kids, do you have another job etc…
I’m 37 and have been married to the wonderful Sarah Scutt for fourteen years. We have 4 children. Currently I am writing full-time and my wife and I also run a graphic design business focusing mainly on book cover design and advertising material for other authors.

5. What’s your favorite book you have written?
The only one I have under my belt, Korean Road!

 

6. Who or what inspired you to write?
I was in college for computer science and took a required class on writing. During the class I realized that people enjoyed what I wrote and the professor took a special interest in my work. It had a major impact on me deciding to move forward and take it seriously.
7. What do you like to do for fun?
Write? Or do you mean other than that? Well, I am a die-hard Buffalo Bills fan. Absolutely nothing gets in the way of a Bills game!
8. Any traditions you do when you finish a book?
Not yet. I think when I finished KR I had a glass of Cognac.
9. Where do you write? Quiet or music?
My bedroom is the size of a small apartment. I have a dual monitor desk, love seat,

 

10. Anything you would change about your writing?
I’m still so green at this that I probably couldn’t pinpoint any one thing. So for me continual growth in my craft is the most important. I devour other writers work just to learn what to do and not do to make the worlds I create come alive for the reader.

 

11. What is your dream? Famous writer?
Fame would be nice, but honestly, just to have people enjoy my work. Being able to support my family with my writing wouldn’t be so bad either!
12. Where do you live?
I live in a small town in New York. It’s in the Tug Hill region and we get all of the seasons. Each in stark contrast to the last. It’s either in the nineties and humid, or six feet of snow touched down in the matter of hours!

 

13. Pets?
We have one dog, a Shar-Pei mix, a crazy cat, and six chickens that never want to stay in their coup or run.
14. What’s your favorite thing about writing?
Discovery. Having the small nugget of a story that slowly begins to grow into something substantial.

 

15. What is coming next for you?
There are so many projects on the table and in the works right now. I was honored with an invitation to write a short story for the upcoming Jack Ketchum memorial anthology that should be coming out this fall. My novella Korean Road is being adapted into a screenplay by a talented screen writer out of LA, Richard Older. Korean Road is also getting further treatment in the form of an expanded novelized version that is in the works. I have a new novel being worked on called Wendigo which will be my take on the “zombie genre”, but with a heavy Native American flair. Also be on the lookout for a co-authored short story in Brandon Scott’s collection coming out at the end of the summer called Night Voices!
16. Where do you get your ideas?
Mostly eavesdropping! The idea for Korean Road came from drinking coffee at a local dinner. An elder gentlemen with a Korean War veteran cap came in and told all the other locals in the place how he was going to hit the road and see his son for the first time in years. Korean Road was born.

 

You can connect with Brian Scutt here: 

 

@brianscutt

https://www.instagram.com/brscutt/

writingscutt@gmail.com

https://amzn.to/2OdVHzo

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16693505.Brian_Scutt

https://www.facebook.com/coversWritingScutt/

http://www.brianscutt.com

 

 

 

You can pick up Brian Scutt’s Novella here:

Getting personal with Kenneth W. Cain

Kenneth W. Cain first got the itch for storytelling during his formative years in the suburbs of Chicago, where he got to listen to his grandfather spin tales by the glow of a barrel fire. But it was a reading of Baba Yaga that grew his desire for dark fiction. Shows like The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, and One Step Beyond furthered that sense of wonder for the unknown, and he’s been writing ever since.

Cain is the author of The Saga of I trilogy, United States of the Dead, the short story collections These Old Tales and Fresh Cut Tales, and his latest Embers: A Collection of Dark Fiction. Writing, reading, fine art, graphic design, and Cardinals baseball are but a few of his passions. Cain now resides in Chester County, Pennsylvania with his wife and two children.

 

1. How old were you when you wrote your first story?

Five or six, I believe. It was an awful rendition of the whole Baba Yaga thing.

 

2. How many books have you written?

Written or published? Written, I would say, so far: 6 novels, 5 novellas, 4 collections of short stories, and maybe a hundred stories that aren’t in those books that will likely end up in other collections. As well as a bunch of poetry, a lot of which is in a themed collection, most of which is still unpublished. The most recent releases will be a novella titled A Season in Hell (due out September 7th) and my next collection, Darker Days (due out December 7th).

 

3. Anything you won’t write about?

No, I don’t believe in taboos. There are stories in every taboo. They say not to kill the dog, but there’s a story there as well. It’s been done, too. I have to tell the story I have to tell. If it’s in me, it’s going to get out, like it or not.

 

4. Tell me about you. Age (if you don’t mind answering), married, kids, do you have another job etc…

I’m 48, married to a wonderful woman with two kids. I write pretty much full-time, other than keeping up chores around the house and coaching my son’s baseball teams.

 

5. What’s your favorite book you have written?

It has to be A Season in Hell. This short book tackles many modern issues, things that matter to me. It’s hard-hitting, and a love story for the game of baseball.

 

6. Who or what inspired you to write?

If I had to put he onus on just one person, it would have to be my mom. She loved horror, and growing up, I saw several movies (The Omen, Psycho, etc). They fueled my passion, but so did discovering the stories in the various Writer’s Digest books my parents kept on their shelves. It’s there I discovered Poe. Or perhaps it was hearing that Baby Yaga story for the first time.

 

7. What do you like to do for fun?

Read. That’s fun for me. I also like to check out an original series now and then. Nothing that’s been rehashed or rebooted but something really original. Like Dark on Netflix. I also like gardening, fishing, coaching baseball, trying to play my guitars, drawing and painting, hanging with my family, and enjoying the beauty of this world.

 

8. Any traditions you do when you finish a book?​

Wine! A bottle of Merlot, something like Smoking Loon.

 

9. Where do you write? Quiet or music?

I have an office…now, with a desk and all, though it’s more like a dungeon to me. As for music, it varies. Sometimes it’s music, which can be anything from Pink Floyd to Metallica to Sinatra. Other times, I listen to baseball games or baseball chat. Then there are the podcasts I listen to, sometimes chat about the craft and other times stories. My brain is usually able to separate the two, so I can write a story and still hear what I’m listening and process it. Kind of weird. But there’s also times I need silence.

 

10. Anything you would change about your writing?

Well, I would have started much earlier for one. I don’t know why I started so late, but it often feels like it’s too late. And I’d be far more patient, not taking the first offer, honing my craft before I rushed out there. I likely wouldn’t have hurried to get so much out there.

 

11. What is your dream? Famous writer?

I’m living my dream. At least I think I am. I get to write a lot, read a lot, do all the things I enjoy. I married an awesome woman who is SO supportive of all my endeavors and two really bright children who are blossoming into great adults. And sometimes, once in a very great while, someone will leave a kind review or contact me or make a post about something I wrote, and it will touch my heart deeply. Who could ask for more?

 

12. Where do you live?

Chester County, Pennsylvania.

 

13. Pets?

I recently got rid of all my reef tanks, but I’ve had several over the years, as well as many, many birds. Right now, though, I have two dogs, a Catahoula leopard mix named Iggy and a Labradoodle named Kady. They’re both sweet, loving dogs.

 

14. What’s your favorite thing about writing?

Getting it all out of my head. It’s cathartic; helps me sort my thoughts and feelings in a way I can deal with them. I’m putting myself out there for my readers, getting naked with my feelings. Hopefully they get something from my stories that elicits a similar feeling.

 

15. What is coming next for you?

A young adult novella entitled Shadows in the Storm where Nita faces off with Shade, leader of the Shadow People. Though I still have to work on finding a publisher for the book.

 

16. Where do you get your ideas?

My inspiration typically starts with a seed from something I know quite well. For instance, with A Season in Hell (due out September 7th from Crystal Lake Publishing) I drew from my long career playing baseball, as well as coaching. The story is about a woman playing baseball in the minor leagues back in the nineties and what she must endure just to play the game she loves. For that story I took from my own personal experience, even down to the smallest details like taping up a torn muscle with duct tape just so I could play the next game.

 

There’s another element to the process, what I call the “what if” moment. You’ll see a lot of that in my shorter work. For instance, there’s this story in my collection Fresh Cut Tales entitled “Split Ends.” I was sitting at a pool while on vacation watching a mother furiously brush the knots out of her daughter’s hair and thinking about the “what if.” In this case, what came to mind was a disease, one the mother and daughter thought was very real, and it was but only mentally in this case. So that story is about the struggle of a mother not to succumb to that mental disease.

 

Additional info:

 

I have three books coming out this year (all three through Crystal Lake Publishing). Details for all three books follow

 

The first is a novella entitled A Season in Hell. Due out September 7th.


 

“Kenneth W. Cain takes timely social topics and explores them against the backdrop of America’s pastime. What begins as a baseball story quickly delves into something rich, deep, and dark.” – Mercedes M. Yardley, author of Pretty Little Dead Girls

 

Synopsis:

When Dillon Peterson is honored for his baseball career, he must face a ghost that has long haunted him. He is transported back through his memories to a single season in the nineties that broke his heart. That was the season he met Keisha Green, the first and only woman to play baseball in the minor leagues. He sees what she goes through, what she must endure just to play the game both of them love, and this struggle leads to their friendship. As matters escalate, Dillon finds himself regretting his role in it all, as well as his career in baseball.

 

“A Season in Hell is a gut-wrenching, heartbreaking story. You won’t soon forget Dillon or Keisha. Her struggle is as timely today as ever. A Season in Hell is also a love letter to baseball and how, despite everything, the game can still heal and bring people together who seemed impossibly far apart, and can do so through intimidating odds. A timeless story of true humanity.” —John Palisano, Vice President of the Horror Writers Association and Bram Stoker Award-Winning Author of Night of 1,000 Beasts

 

The second is Tales From The Lake Volume 5. Due out November 2nd.

 

Poetry:

“From the Mouths of Plague-Mongers” – Stephanie M. Wytovich

“Malign and Chronic Recreation” – Bruce Boston

“Final Passage” – Bruce Boston

 

Short stories:


“Always After Three” by Gemma Files

“In the Family” – Lucy A. Snyder


“Voices Like Barbed Wire” – Tim Waggoner


“The Flutter of Silent Wings” – Gene O’Neill


“Guardian” – Paul Michael Anderson


“Farewell Valencia” – Craig Wallwork


“A Dream Most Ancient and Alone” – Allison Pang


“The Monster Told Me To” – Stephanie M. Wytovich


“Dead Bodies Don’t Scream” – Michelle Ann King


“The Boy” – Cory Cone


“Starve a Fever” – Jonah Buck


“Umbilicus” – Lucy Taylor


“Nonpareil” – Laura Blackwell


“The Midland Hotel” – Marge Simon


“The Weeds and the Wildness Yet” – Robert Stahl


“The Color of Loss and Love”  – Jason Sizemore


“The Loudest Silence” – Meghan Arcuri


“The Followers” – Peter Mark May


“A Bathtub at the End of the World” – Lane Waldman


“Twelve by Noon” – Joanna Parypinski


“Hollow Skulls” – Samuel Marzioli


“Maggie” – Andi Rawson

 

The third is my fourth collection, Darker Days. Due out December 7th.


 

Darker Days, the latest collection of short stories by Kenneth W. Cain, delivers on its title’s promise. From the very first story readers are dragged into seemingly ordinary situations that serve as cover for dark secrets. Ranging from subtle horror to downright terror, from science fiction to weird fantasy, Cain demonstrates a breadth of styles that keeps you off-balance as you move from one story to the next. There is something for everyone in this collection–as long as you don’t want to sleep at night!” – JG Faherty, author of The Cure, Carnival of Fear, and The Burning Time.

 

Now that you’ve warmed by the embers, submerge in darker days.

 

The author of the short story collections These Old Tales, Fresh Cut Tales, and Embers presents Darker Days: A Collection of Dark Fiction. In his youth Cain developed a sense of wonderment owed in part to TV shows like The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, One Step Beyond andAlfred Hitchcock Presents. Now Cain seeks the same dark overtones in his writing.

 

There’s a little something for every reader within this collection. These 26 short speculative stories arise from a void, escaping shadows that ebb and weave through minds like worms, planting the larvae that live just under the skin, thriving upon fear. These are Cain’s darker days.

 

In this collection, Cain features stories from the Old West, of past lives and future days, the living and the dead, new and unique monsters as well as fresh takes on those of lore. Once more he tackles themes of loss and grief, and the afterlife, always exploring the greater unknown. In “The Sanguine Wars,” Cain takes us to a future where soldiers are made to endure the horrors of war. He explores the complexities of global warming and what lengths men and women alike sink to in “The Reassignment Project.” And, as often is the case, he ends on a lighter note, with “Lenny’s New Eyes” and “A Very Different Sort of Apocalypse.”

 

When the darkness comes, embrace it. Let it wrap you up in cold. Don’t worry, it’s not your time…yet.

 

INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING STORIES:

“A Ring For His Own”

“Heirloom”

“Rust Colored Rain”

“Prey”

“Passing Time”

“What Mama Needs”

“My Brother Bit Your Honor Roll Student”

“Outcasts: The Sick and Dying 1 – Henry Wentworth”

“The Sanguine Wars”

“The Hunted”

“Her Living Corals”

“Puppet Strings”

“The Trying of Master William”

“By The Crescent Moon”

“Mantid”

“The Underside of Time and Space”

“Outcasts: The Sick and Dying 2 – Gemma Nyle”

“The Griffon”

“Adaptable”

“When They Come”

“The Reassignment Project”

“Presage”

“One Hopeless Night by a Clan Fire”

“Lenny’s New Eyes”

“Outcasts: The Sick and Dying 3 – Anna Kilpatrick”

“A Very Different Sort of Apocalypse”

 

 

You can connect with Kenneth W. Cain here:

 

Website: https://kennethwcain.com

 

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorKennethWCain/

 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/KennethWCain

 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kennethwcain/

 

Amazon author page: https://www.amazon.com/Kenneth-W.-Cain/e/B004HHALF6/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

 

 

Some of Kenneth W. Cain’s books:

 

 

 

Getting personal with Chris Miller

Chris Miller is a new author. He has a self published book called A Murder of Saints. It is an amazing read and one that you don’t want to pass up. I have had the honor of reading his next novel that he is working on and trust me when I say it is even better than the first one. He has an awesome sense of humor that you will love.  He is married and has 3 Adorable kids that are the sparkle in his eye. Chris also is a very good guitar player and singer. He even has a YouTube channel. Look him up! Make sure that you get to know him and read his book you won’t regret it!!!

 

Please welcome Chris Miller to Roadie Notes……………….

 

 

1. How old were you when you first wrote your first story?

—I was about 10 or so. I thought I was going to write some new Narnia books, though I’d only read the first one at the time. I had Mr. Tumnus in it and everything. It was terrible, and I didn’t get very far, but I found I really liked telling stories.

 

 

2. How many books have you written?

—Only one published at the moment, but I’ve got a total of three novels completed in various drafts, two novellas, and an epic-length book almost finished. Plus a short-story or two.

 

 

3. Anything you won’t write about?

—Probably wouldn’t write anything about a world overrun by spiders. I’m not a romance writer either. Or Zombies. Unless I could stumble upon a super original way to do a Zombie story. But I doubt it.

 

 

4. Tell me about you. Age (if you don’t mind answering), married, kids, do you have another job etc…

—I’m 35 years old, happily married to a gorgeous and sexy woman, three children, and I work at my family owned water-well company, C. Miller Drilling as Service Superintendent, but I also oversee other departments. Just whatever’s needed.

 

 

5. What’s your favorite book you have written?

—Probably The Damned Place, which is the epic-length one that’s still unfinished. It’s a lot of fun, and it’s the only time I’ve written about kids, which I’ve found great.

 

 

6. Who or what inspired you to write?

—Oh, lots of people and things inspire me. Stephen King is my biggest inspiration. Favorite author, and I’ve read most of his work. I’m also a big fan of Robert McCammon, Dean Koontz, Jack Ketchum, Clive Barker, Lee Child, Michael Connelly, and a hundred others. Inspiration comes from all over the place, be it the news, interactions with people, ect. You just have to keep your eyes open and keep the creative engine running. The ideas will just come.

 

 

7. What do you like to do for fun?

—I enjoy going to the movies, a nice dinner out—especially sushi—seeing a live band, playing guitar. But writing is actually a lot of fun for me as well.

 

 

8. Any traditions you do when you finish a book?

—Aside from grinning widely and pouring a gin and soda, not much. I geek all over myself and text a few friends to tell them like an excited school-girl.​

 

9. Where do you write? Quiet or music?

—two main places I write are at my desk in the front living room of my house, or at my desk at work when things aren’t busy (which is rare). I can’t work to music. There can be background noise, like kids playing in the other room or something, but I just can’t focus on the writing with music. Probably because I’m a musician myself, I’ll start focusing on the lyrics and writing them in my WIP or I’ll start air-guitaring to a great riff. No, quiet is best for me.

 

 

10. Anything you would change about your writing?

—I’d like to be a little more literary if I could. Like the level of the writing in something like The Shining. That book isn’t just a ghost story or a fun novel, it’s genuine literature. I’d like to rise to that level one day. But the fast and fun stuff is also absolutely great to write.

 

 

11. What is your dream? Famous writer?

—My dream is to be able to make a comfortable living doing what I love: writing. I wouldn’t mind being a ‘famous writer’ persay, but I also don’t want to be someone who’s hassled on the streets or at the grocery store. “Hey, you’re that famous writer!” But that’s the good thing about authors, even famous ones (with a few exceptions), most people don’t have a clue what we look like. They may love our words, but our mugs are irrelevant. Which is nice.

 

 

12. Where do you live?

—Little town in East Texas called Winnsboro. Grew up near there, and ended up settling there as an adult.

 

 

13. Pets?

—We have two dogs, a French Bulldog named Socrates (Socs) and a Yorkie named Shoe Shoe Fontana.

 

 

14. What’s your favorite thing about writing?

—The escape of it all. It’s like inter-dimensional travel. We go into another universe and get to explore there, see what it’s like, how different or similar it is to our own world. And on top of exploring it, we get to build it…and sometimes destroy.

 

 

15. What is coming next for you?

—I just finished up a novel and a short-story, so I’m working on polishing those, but next I’ll probably go back to The Damned Place and finish it. I’ve been working on it for two years now, and it’s so close to done (first draft of course) and I’m ready to cross the finish line with that one. Then I need to figure out if we can sell it as a single book or if it needs to be two…I’m telling you, when I say epic-length, I mean it. It’s huge.

 

 

16. Where do you get your ideas?

—You name it. Conversations with friends, with my wife, my kids. News. Sometimes I’ll be inspired by someone else’s work. Like the inspiration for The Damned Place, I had just reread ‘IT’ by Stephen King, and also had recently watched the first season of Stranger Things on Netflix. Those two things had my head swirling and this idea was birthed from them, with nods to both, but also something uniquely its own. Those are sometimes my favorite forms of inspiration.

 

 

You can connect with Chris Miller here: 

facebook.com/chrismiller1383

twitter.com/CMWordslinger

Instagram.com/cmwordslinger

 

You can pick up Chris Miller’s book here: 

Texas Schlock by Bret McCormick

 

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

B-Horror movies

 

 

This is my first exposure to Bret McCormick and definately not my last! This book is big and beautiful. So well put together. The tales about the movies inside are some of the best I have read in a long time. I can’t say enough that you want to read this! You need this book in your life. I had no clue that Texas contained so much talent but I sure am thrilled to know. Bret McCormick where have you been all my life? Seriously…..

There are 15 stories in this anthology and not a one of them are bad. They are informative and totally entertaining. Well written and I truly learned a lot that I didn’t know. They each deal with a different movie and the writer tells about making it and the cast and characters. Following this there is an interview and questions asked. As a blogger and interviewer I always enjoy seeing what people ask and the responses the writers give. While reading this I giggled, and cringed. I am a huge fan of horror as everyone knows and love a good movie. I have added a few that I have not seen to my now incredibly long list of things I want to do.

There is no doubt about it that writers do what they do for the pure love of it and not for the money or fame. I have nothing but love and respect for these men and women and they just amaze me with their talent and passion for what they do.

While I don’t want to elaborate on the contents of the book too much I do want to express how much I loved every word and I highly recommend it to any horror lover, movie buff or creative. You will be delighted with it!

 

You can pick up a copy here: 

https://www.amazon.com/Texas-Schlock-B-movie-Sci-Fi-Horror/dp/069206995X

Jeff Stand’s Newsletter

Posted with permission **

 

Contents

1. Introduction. Wherein I briefly welcome you to the newsletter.
2. Latest News. Wherein I encourage you to purchase my latest projects in a non-pushy manner.
3. Upcoming Appearances. Wherein I share my whereabouts with potential stalkers.
4. 10 Simple Ways To Further My Career. Wherein we investigate if you’ve really been doing all you can do to help me achieve massive success.
5. Short story. Wherein you read “Jigsaw Puzzle.”
6. Links. Wherein I share ways for me to be part of your life much more frequently than this monthly newsletter.

Introduction

This issue of the newsletter doesn’t have a new novel announcement, either. The next one probably will, so prepare yourself in whatever manner you deem most appropriate. I’m being super-secretive about it, but expect something quite a bit lighter in the wake of Sick House and Bring Her Back.

Lots of my books are on sale at this very moment, so keep scrolling to learn the details. This issue also contains the sinister tale “Jigsaw Puzzle.” My newsletter stories tend to veer toward shameless silliness, but this one is reigned in quite a bit. Is that good? Bad? I dunno. Feel free to let me know what you think.

This also contains “10 Simple Ways To Further My Career,” a helpful guide that’s been sort of buried on my website for about a decade, but I’ve dusted it off to share with a new generation.

Latest News

Sales! Sales! Sales! This week (July 12-19) a bunch of my Kindle titles are on sale for 99 cents each! (US/UK only; I explain the reason for this on my blog.)This is your chance to go click-crazy! Fill your Kindle! Fill the Kindle app on your phone! Buy them and don’t even read them because they’re just so cheap that it doesn’t matter! A dozen books for less than twelve bucks! Somebody shoot me with a tranquilizer dart before I do this again!

Everything Has Teeth

Cyclops Road

Blister 

The Haunted Forest Tour

Kumquat

Pressure

Dweller

Dead Clown Barbecue

Benjamin’s Parasite

Mandibles

Elrod McBugle on the Loose

And Gleefully Macabre Tales but that doesn’t start until the 14th.

But that’s not all! Dark Regions Press is offering a trade paperback bundle of Wolf Hunt, Wolf Hunt 2, Dweller, Dead Clown Barbecue, and Gleefully Macabre Talesfor only $45! There’s even a bonus–Christmas Horror Volume 2, which includes my story “December Birthday.” Get it right HERE.

August will bring two new anthologies with stories by me! A Sharp Stick in the Eye has my story “Bob the Necrophile” and Welcome to the Show has “Parody.” Expect full details on these in the next issue, though you can read an advance rave review of Welcome to the Show right HERE.

The Horror Aficionados group on Goodreads is currently having a Group Read of Bring Her Back. Thus far it has mostly been a Q&A, so if you’ve got any Q’s for me to A, stop on in!

Bring Her Back is, of course, available in both Kindle and paperback editions. The Thunderstorm hardcover limited edition should be announced soon (I’ve seen the awesome cover that Frank Walls did, and the signature sheets are on my desk at this very moment). I won’t be sending out a special newsletter when it goes up for pre-order, so be sure to follow me on Twitter (@JeffStrand) if you don’t already.

I wasn’t allowed to speak of it, but a chapbook of my 10,000-word story My Werewolf Neighbor was included in the very first Rue Morgue Coffin Box. It’s a bimonthly subscription box by the fine folks who do Horror Pack, featuring movies, shirts, toys, and various other horror-themed goodies. They’re unlikely to include anything else Jeff Strand-related anytime soon, but they may do other awesome chapbooks, so click the links and check it out! My Werewolf Neighbor has yet to pop up on eBay, but 750 of them went out, so I’m sure it’ll happen eventually.

My novella Cold Dead Hands finally has a publication date: December 2018. I’ll let you know when the hardcover limited edition goes up for pre-order.

Upcoming Appearances

July 19-22, 2018NECON. Bristol, Rhode Island. The most fun convention of them all! About as goofy and laid back as a horror convention gets. I’m on the Young Adult Horror panel, and also co-emcee with Nicholas Kaufmann of the infamous Necon Roast!

August 3-5, 2018SCARES THAT CAREWilliamsburg, Virginia. I attended in 2015 and it was one of the best conventions I’d attended…and then the next two years it was the same weekend at Necon, and I felt great sorrow. But now I’m BACK!!! I’m doing a reading, and also appearing on a panel discussion of the anthology Welcome to the Show.

August 24-26, 2018KILLERCON. Austin, Texas. The best barbecue I’ve ever had was in Austin. I’m not sure I’ll eat any that’s served at a horror convention in Texas, though… I’m doing a reading, moderating a panel on creating villains, and–foolishly–participating in the Hot Wing Challenge. So if you try to speak to me and I response with only hacking sounds, that’s why.

October 13, 2018MERRIMACK VALLEY HALLOWEEN FESTIVALHaverhill, Massachusetts.  An insane number of horror authors will be converging upon the Haverhill Public Library.

February 9, 2019CON-TAGIONCharlotte, North Carolina. I’ll be giving my talk “Stick With It: Sustaining Your Writing Passion in a Brutal Business” at this inaugural event.

Ten Simple Ways To Further My Career

If you’re reading this, no doubt you pre-order all of my new books in a flurry of “Oh, jeez, please don’t let it be sold out…please, please, please don’t let it be sold out…all I ask is this one small–oh, thank God!!! Woo-hoo! V for Victory! Yeeeeeee-ha!!!”

That’s cool. You have my utmost gratitude. Unfortunately, it’s been brought to my attention that many of you think that your role in the process ends with purchasing and subsequently reading the book. Well, that kind of lackluster effort puts a frowny face on my face. I thought we were in this together. I’m not saying that you should be as committed to my success as I am, but is a 65 / 35 split too much to ask?

The process should be: 1) I give you the precious gift of writing a new book. 2) You buy and read my gift to you. 3) You try to help me make it wildly successful. 4) I get paid more for giving you future gifts of writing new books. We’re good with 1) and 2), but 3) and 4) are a bit shaky. Perhaps it’s my fault. I haven’t provided enough guidance. Therefore, I’ve helpfully compiled a list of ten (10) ways that you can assist me in selling lots of books Please select three (3) tasks from the list and complete them at your earliest convenience.

1. Buy Extra Copies. This is the easiest way you can help. Order several extra copies (several = 3 to 7) and leave them in strategic points around your city, such as a bus stop or a Starbucks. This allows a stranger to discover the book, think “Here now, what’s all this then?”, read a few pages, and–BOOM!!!–I’ve just acquired a new fan. All for the rather effortless act of changing the number in your online shopping cart from “1″ to “7.” See how easy this is?

2. Spam. Spam like your frickin’ life depended on it. Look, when I spam, it’s spam, but when YOU spam, you’re merely sharing news about your very favorite author. Possible subject lines include: “OMG!!! Jeff Strand RULEZ!!!” and “STRAND HAS MAD SKILLS!!! LOL!!!”

3. Defend Me From Critics. Sometimes there’ll be a social media thread, and somebody will say “Gosh, I can’t wait until my copy of Jeff Strand’s new book arrives,” and some other cretin will say “I consider his work overrated.” Well, pardon my use of the f-word disguised with asterisks, but f*** them! Don’t allow those Whiny Walters or Negative Nellies to poison the populace against my work! When somebody posts something like that, reply back (in all caps) that you’re going to kick them right in the teeth. Include a picture of some teeth and Photoshop a picture of your foot kicking them.

4. Write Your Own Jeff Strand Fan Fiction. If it’s slash fiction, include relevant illustrations.

5. Act All Impressed And Stuff By Good Reviews. After you’ve read the review, print out 75-80 copies and post them around your hometown. Stand next to the flyer in the highest-traffic area, put on your most winning smile, and tell passing strangers that we roomed together in college.

6. Drive a Species To Extinction in My Name. This sounds ambitious, but I’m not talking about a major species, like manatees or humans. I just mean that if, maybe, you’re walking down the sidewalk and you see this weird-looking beetle, and you remember from some science documentary that only one of them remains, that you stomp on it and shout my name. No big deal.

7. Include the phrase “That’s all well and good, but what does it have to do with Jeff Strand’s fiction?” in all of your daily conversations. I think this one is self-explanatory.

8. Post videos of you gazing lovingly at my books. The key here is to figure out the tipping point where it becomes creepy, and stop recording a few seconds before that. If you can purr as you stroke the book’s spine (or your Kindle), even better. Do NOT make it look like you’re going to have intercourse with the book. That crosses the “creepy” line.

9. If You Still Use E-Mail Instead Of Texting Like These Damn Kids Today, Add Strand Promo To Your Signature Line. What does your current signature line have? A funny quote? A life-affirming statement? Promo for YOUR book? Sorry, but that me-me-me attitude isn’t going to sell more copies of Bring Her Back, now is it? Change your signature line to say something like “Buy Jeff Strand’s superb novel Bring Her Back or you suck!” Post often. Send a flurry of one-line e-mails with vapid content that won’t distract the recipient from your signature line. Bonus points if you create a flashy, obnoxious, eye-melting banner that links to my website.

10. Every Time You See a Computer, Visit My Webpage. At work? At your public library? At your local Circuit City? [Wow, I wrote the original draft of these rules so long ago that Circuit City existed.] Anyplace there are computers around, just pop the URL www.jeffstrand.com into the web browser and walk away. If they’re seated in front of the computer and try to slap your hand away, pretend to enjoy the physical contact a little too much.

Okay, everybody got it? Let’s get the Strand army into gear and RULE THE WORLD!!! March on, punks!

(Actually, just leaving a review on Amazon is fine. And maybe the occasional retweet.)

Short Story

“Jigsaw Puzzle”

Copyright 2018 by Jeff Strand.

Gabriel excitedly walked into his apartment and tossed the jigsaw puzzle box onto his kitchen table. It was Friday evening, Diane was out of town, and he was all psyched up to put in an all-nighter on this one.

He was thirty-six, and had never lost the love of puzzles he’d acquired in pre-school. Of course, back then he did six-piece Cookie Monster ones, but now he could put together anything the most devious minds could create. Puzzles that were entirely one color. 3-D puzzles. Puzzles without a straight edge. Puzzles that offered clues to a mystery story. He’d completed them all.

Gabriel wasn’t even sure what this one had to offer. The non-descript box merely called it “An Insanely Difficult Jigsaw Puzzle Experience.” Sounded like the perfect way to spend the evening.

He walked into what passed for his living room and started up his Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Blu-Ray to provide background noise. Then he returned to the kichen, sat down at the table, and opened the box.

He poured the 500 pieces onto the table and began the quick process of turning them all face-up. It wasn’t a double-sided puzzle and there seemed to be a wide variety of colors in the completed image, so he wondered what made this one so difficult. He hoped he wasn’t getting ripped off.

Gabriel sorted out the straight-edge pieces within a few minutes and found the four corners. The straight-edge pieces were mostly white with some brown, so he fit the brown pieces together first. Looked like wood. The white pieces weren’t much of a problem, and he soon had the entire frame of the puzzle completed.

He arranged the remaining pieces by colors. There were more white, the same wood-brown, some red, black, silver, and some flesh-tones and hair.

The red pieces almost looked like blood.

He decided to start with the white. This puzzle didn’t appear to be nearly as insanely difficult as the box had promised, so he might as well give himself an extra challenge.

However, it wasn’t that much of an extra challenge, because the lighting on the white made it easy to match up the pieces. He had a third of the puzzle complete before the Oompa-Loompas even had their first musical number.

He moved on to the red pieces.

It became quickly clear that it was not blood, but rather a shirt.

When he’d completed the puzzle, it depicted a smiling middle-aged man in a red shirt. While it wasn’t the easiest puzzle he’d ever put together, it was no more difficult than any other 500-piecer. What a disappointment.

His cell phone rang. A local call from a number he didn’t recognize.

“Hello?”

“Hello, Gabriel. This is the manager of Trystan’s Games. Congratulations on completing the puzzle.”

“How did you know that?”

“We were spying on you, obviously.”

“But how?”

There was a pause. “Uh, what year do you think this is? Don’t worry about it. I just wanted to call to congratulate you for finishing the first part.”

“The first part?”

“Yes, Gabriel, the first part. Check outside your door.”

Gabriel hurried over to his front door. He looked through the peekhole to see if anybody was out there, but the hallway seemed empty. He opened the door just a bit, until he saw a large cardboard box. He tried to lift it but couldn’t, so he dragged it into his living room and then closed the door.

“Got the box?” asked the man on the phone.

“Yeah,” said Gabriel.

“There’s an envelope on top. Open it.”

Gabriel tore open the manilla envelope and slid out the picture. Diane.

“Your wife is fine,” the man assured him. “That picture will be the puzzle for our next customer, but only if you fail to complete this one.”

Gabriel felt like he was going to throw up but forced himself to remain focused. “What do I have to do?”

“Treat the puzzle you just completed as the box lid for this one. That’s who you’re putting together. All five hundred flash-frozen pieces of him. You have until he thaws. Good luck.”

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If you want our relationship to be more than a once-a-month thing, here are your various options short of peeking in my windows:

My website, http://www.jeffstrand.com, which is also my blog.

You can, of course, follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/JeffStrand

I have two Facebook pages, and I’ll be honest, I haven’t quite figured out how to differentiate them. In theory, one is for friends and one is for fans, but, c’mon, you’re all my friends. Friend me at https://www.facebook.com/JeffStrandAuthor and “Like” me at https://www.facebook.com/JeffStrandAuthorFanPage/.

Yep, I’m on Goodreads! https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/207708.Jeff_Strand

And Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/jeffstrandauthor/

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